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Bank Chor starring Riteish Deshmukh, Vikram Thapa and Bhuvan Arora just released today. While the film is a thrilling comedy, the dialogues are even more thrilling. Check them out.

 

1. Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Bandhu Aani Bhaginino, Me Aahe Tumcha Apla Khushbudaar Jhagwala Bank Chor! GBMLR – Ganpati Bappa Morya Let’s Rock!”

 

2. Bank Manager – “Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Aap Log Shayad Galat Bank Mein Aa Gaye Hai Ji.”

Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Kyun, Yeh Vicky Donor Wala Bank Hai?”

 

3. Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Ab Kaam Chalu Kare?”

Gulab (Bhuvan Arora) – “Ae! Chau Kaam Hum Nahi Karte Hai. Jo Kaam Karte Hai Pakke Se Karte Hai.”

 

4. CBI Officer Amjad Khan (Vivek Oberoi) “Ek Baat Bata, Tu Bank Lootne Aaya Hai Yaa, Baarat Mein? Haathi-Ghoda Saath Le Aaya Hai!”

 

5. CBI Officer Amjad Khan (Vivek Oberoi) - “Criminals Ki Haddiyan Hi Nahi ... Unki Himmat Todhta Hoon Main.”

 

 

6. Baba Sehgal As Himself– “Lips Hai Tere Laal, Kaale Hai Tere Baal ... Pehla Aaya Anna, Baad Mein Kejriwal.”

 

7. Genda (Vikram Thapa) – “Bhai Jab Yeh Amjad Khan Marega Na
Toh Google Khol Ke Nahi Dekhega, Aur Tera Yeh Jo Pichla Area Hain Na
Isse Micro-Soft Kar Dega… Samjha.”

 

8. Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Hum Ek Aur Baar, Firse Try Karenge… Thoda Dum Lagaeye Sirf 15 Minute Bache Hai… Paaji Thoda Dum Lagaeye!”

 

Sardar Hostage - “Arre Itna Dum Lagayenge Toh Biryani Ban Jaayegi!”

 

9. Gulab (Bhuvan Arora) – “By God Yeh Thulla Negativity Se Bhara Baitha Hai. Ek Toh Pehle Hi Itni Tension Hai Upar Se Kishton Mein Manhusiyat Deta Rehta Hai.”

 

10. Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Hame Bhi Wahi Milega Jo Hostages Ko Milega!”

Gulab (Bhuvan Arora) – “Aadhe Din Ki Chutti!”

 

11. Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Kadam Nahi Lena Hai Sir, Ab Toh Udna Hai… Hame Helicopter Chahiye…”

CBI Officer Amjad Khan (Vivek Oberoi) – “Helicopter Mil Bhi Gaya Toh Kaha Bhag Paaoge Tum…”

Champak (Riteish Deshmukh) – “Ek Baar Juhu Circle Cross Kar Liya Toh Saamne Ka Raasta Khali Hota Hai Sir.”

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